This time I am writing blog not for fun or enjoyment. I am expressing my feeling and thoughts. Actually it is not a blog it is a page from my diary. It is my way of thinking and imagining the world. I know it will conflict with your thoughts please ignore this if it hurt to anyone. Please read this when you are alone and you are getting bored.
We all have left our family and leaving alone in Mumbai. I missed my family. But only thing which keeps me going is you all. We all have formed a small family here. We eat together, enjoy together, laugh together, tease each other together(From 27th May I will not do that), we take care of each other like a family. We take care of each other like mom and dad, brother and sister, like wife and gf. We are very much attached with each other. I can’t imagine a day without you all. Today I am supposed to be sad as one of my key family members is leaving. He is going to a new place keeping all the scattered memories beyond, which I will never forget. But I know Manu will be happy there so I am also happy. Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. Anyway I don’t want people start crying as I am while writing this letter. So leave it.......
Opposite law : When you say something to someone then he/she do exactly opposite of that.
Joke law : When you say something to someone may be a joke then he/she do exactly the same.
Longest day of my life..
As decided in daily stand-up that I and weirdo will go to buy a watch for Manu. As expected I got call in morning from her. I said that we will meet at R- City my home town. Let me tell you R- City is my second house. Might be the full form of R-city is Rajasthan-city. But Dipti told me “No meet me at gandhinager” we will go together.(Opposite Law Example 1). If she is saying something no one can argue. In the constitutions of firm India it is return you can challenge Court judge decision but not her(Section 2343C) . So finally I have to agree and it was decided that we will meet at 11.30 and she will give call when she will leaves. I waited for her call till 12.15p.m then I called her and she does not answer the phone first time and the next time it was busy. I don’t know what happened to me instead of waiting for her I went to R-city the possible reason which I can think is, we are buying gift for Manu or I am going to R-city mall or negligence by weirdo. I don’t think negligence was the cause because doel and me are used to it(Doel- Abhishek law).
Anyways I have reached R city, I was early so I thought I should select few watches so that dipti, doel and jajoo can finalize it. I have taken 1 hour to choose the watches because we were going to gift it to someone special so I have selected two watches for Men and two for girls. I thought my job is done now it will be very simple for them to select. I was not aware that things will become complicated as time would proceed. Then came Doel and jajoo to lifestyle and I have shown them the watches. After seeing the watches doel said “Ha acha hein..karid lo”(joke law Example 1). Dinesh said that “sagar is saying that we will ask pradnya to choose her gift so don’t buy watch”. Now everything was final that sagar will buy pradnya’s gift with her and we were buying the Fasttrack watch for Manu. Things were very simple now we have to just pay the bill. But life is never simple as we expect. Then come dipti in lifestyle. I was very excited not because dipti has come but because i want to show the Manu gift to her. She said we will not buy watch for Manu(Opposite law). I said it was decided in call that we are buying watch for Manu and I have also imagined the watch in Manu hand. I have spent more than 1 hour to choose this for him. It was decided long back that we will buy watch for Manu. It happen that if we have to do haircut we use to observe people hairstyle or If we have to buy shoes we use to observer people legs. So from long time I was observing people hands and imagining each watch on Manu’s hand. Even in my dreams I was imagining that. Usually everyday Manu come to my dreams but I always observe his smile but now from last week i was also observing his hand. I was very much attached with the watch. But suddenly some one told me that we are not buying watch. Though she is my best friend but I feel that my entire focus of week is lost. I was hurt. But according to section 2343C of constitution dipti decision is final. So we went to lifestyle 1 floor leaded by dipti.
Then Dipti choose 1 Shirt and shown it to doel. Doel said “Ha acha hein..karid lo”(joke law ). Even I have chosen 2 shirts and showed to everyone. Doel said “Ha acha hein..karid lo”(joke law ). But we were not able to final call. Because no shirt was maching the dynamic personality of Manu. Doel has also choosen few shirts but it was rejected by jajoo saying that “This is Uncle type Shirt”. You are thinking that is is opposte law. But It is Doel-Abhishek law that no one will listen to Abhishek and Doel. There are like dogs they will bark for some time and will keep quite in some time. Anyways dipti has chosen two shirts everyone has agreed to buy that (Section 2343C). Then i raised a concern that might be the fitting will not match with Manu. As I can imagine Manu with that shirt.
Then anyone said we will ask Manu to try this shirt if it fits him we will gift them the shirt. But I know Manu if we will call him definitely he will not accept the shirts. I know that we have to follow section 24343C. But I can do Illegal things for Manu. But no one was listening to me(Abhishek- Doel law). So I decided to quit and went outside the lifestyle asking them “ok buy the shirt.”
So I was waiting outside the lifestyle. But I have started imagining Manu with that shirt. Though it was loose and unfit for Manu but he was looking smart in that shirt as usual. I also notice his old watch on his hand. I don’t know why that old watch was looking good now. Suddenly that imagination was broken by D3(Dinesh,Doel, Dipti) Wat the f*uck is it they have bought watch(opposite law). I should be happy that they have brought watch i don’t know why i had used that word. Anyways leave all the stuff
Till now everyone has reached R-city except M(2) Manu and Monica. Suddenly i noticed that we all are in same mall but not together. Me and KK were together. Doel and Dipti, Dinesh and Mehul, Sagar and Pradyna. I thought we have come to enjoy together. It always happens that we are in same mall but not together. I don’t know which law it is so I name it pair law. So pair law states that “We all are at same place but not together but divided in pairs at different locations.“ Generally pair law like situation happens when we have lot of couple in group. Or can be applied if we have lot of work so we can divide that work in different groups so it can be done very fast. But we have come for spending time together not for any work. I don’t know why it was happening. . But I am use to it, It happens most of the time in firm India group.
We were all set and waiting for Manu. And we are trying to call Manu but he was dis-connecting everyone’s call. Most of us were hungry as Manu was giving treat that day. Nothing has been eaten by us from morning, Generally when we have some party we skip over last two meals. Especially when we have treat at bhagat Tarachand. We all were excited, tired and hungry like a tiger waiting for his meal. We were thinking when Manu will come and we can grab the flesh. We were sitting outside bhagat tarachand we can see people drinking butter milk and eating butter roti with paneer butter masala. How can we resist ???
Actually KK has to go home early as no one was at my house and we were expecting someone at house. As Manu is not picking up the phone. I ask every one that we should start lunch and then Manu can join us. People think that I always support Manu. But this example show that NOT ALWAYS. . But no one agreed and scolded me very very badly(Opposite law). So KK ask me that he will leave . And I know that if KK will go home he will not take lunch. Whom should i support Firm people or Room people. This situation is like that I am standing on border of India and every one is firing on me with AK-47. And the strange thing is that my own army is firing on me. So I decided I will go to food court and ask KK to take lunch and then I will come back and join them.
So I left that place without telling everyone. Firm people thought I am angry and started calling me.
KK orderd Pizza from dominoes. As he was alone I was giving him company. He was eating Pizza in front of me and he asking me to eat but i can’t as Manu have not reached. I have not eaten anything from morning and someone is offering me PIZZA. It is situation like a beautiful naked women is standing in front of a virgin guy and he is saying thank you. I was not able to decide how to react and people from firm india were calling me and asking to come to baghat tarachand. I can’ say anything as i was seating infront of KK. Total 6 and half a call and 9 messages in last 5 min. Half call means missed call.
So finally I reached Bagat tarachand all were staring me with epoxy eye. And as soon as i come to there network area questions were fired from all directions. Thanks to monica she was replying with her one liner. Whenever Monica is in mood. If any question is asked to anyone the answer is given by her. I was blessed that she was there as i was not in the mood to answer. I was hungry and even Manu was not there so I was lost.
You were thinking were the Manu was and why he has not reached till now. Manu was there with someone special. Manu meets her every weekend. Sometime he went early to meet her. Because of her Manu was missing his own party. Whenever they have date Manu went to her place. And then they talk for sometime then Manu lay down in a big chair. Then she come close to Manu and then she hold him. Then they come so close that they can feel each other’s breathe. And then she touches Manu lips and mouth then.... Then Manu pay her and come back.
She is Manu’s dentist.....I thought I will be lucky if I have teeth like Manu ...
So Manu was late and he reached when lunch was finished. Manu can’t eat because no one can eat anything after doing that stuff. So finally dipti paid the bill. The think I like about dipt is she always pays the bill and thing I dislike about her is she takes the money back.
Then we went to Food court... These 30 min in food court has changed many people’s life. These 30 min are turning point of many people life. These 30 min will bring laugh on many faces and tears to someone eyes. I know you are curious what happened in these 30 min ?????
So keep reading....wait for my next blog......wait for next chapter in my diary...wait for Longest day in my life part-2
We all have left our family and leaving alone in Mumbai. I missed my family. But only thing which keeps me going is you all. We all have formed a small family here. We eat together, enjoy together, laugh together, tease each other together(From 27th May I will not do that), we take care of each other like a family. We take care of each other like mom and dad, brother and sister, like wife and gf. We are very much attached with each other. I can’t imagine a day without you all. Today I am supposed to be sad as one of my key family members is leaving. He is going to a new place keeping all the scattered memories beyond, which I will never forget. But I know Manu will be happy there so I am also happy. Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. Anyway I don’t want people start crying as I am while writing this letter. So leave it.......
Opposite law : When you say something to someone then he/she do exactly opposite of that.
Joke law : When you say something to someone may be a joke then he/she do exactly the same.
Longest day of my life..
As decided in daily stand-up that I and weirdo will go to buy a watch for Manu. As expected I got call in morning from her. I said that we will meet at R- City my home town. Let me tell you R- City is my second house. Might be the full form of R-city is Rajasthan-city. But Dipti told me “No meet me at gandhinager” we will go together.(Opposite Law Example 1). If she is saying something no one can argue. In the constitutions of firm India it is return you can challenge Court judge decision but not her(Section 2343C) . So finally I have to agree and it was decided that we will meet at 11.30 and she will give call when she will leaves. I waited for her call till 12.15p.m then I called her and she does not answer the phone first time and the next time it was busy. I don’t know what happened to me instead of waiting for her I went to R-city the possible reason which I can think is, we are buying gift for Manu or I am going to R-city mall or negligence by weirdo. I don’t think negligence was the cause because doel and me are used to it(Doel- Abhishek law).
Anyways I have reached R city, I was early so I thought I should select few watches so that dipti, doel and jajoo can finalize it. I have taken 1 hour to choose the watches because we were going to gift it to someone special so I have selected two watches for Men and two for girls. I thought my job is done now it will be very simple for them to select. I was not aware that things will become complicated as time would proceed. Then came Doel and jajoo to lifestyle and I have shown them the watches. After seeing the watches doel said “Ha acha hein..karid lo”(joke law Example 1). Dinesh said that “sagar is saying that we will ask pradnya to choose her gift so don’t buy watch”. Now everything was final that sagar will buy pradnya’s gift with her and we were buying the Fasttrack watch for Manu. Things were very simple now we have to just pay the bill. But life is never simple as we expect. Then come dipti in lifestyle. I was very excited not because dipti has come but because i want to show the Manu gift to her. She said we will not buy watch for Manu(Opposite law). I said it was decided in call that we are buying watch for Manu and I have also imagined the watch in Manu hand. I have spent more than 1 hour to choose this for him. It was decided long back that we will buy watch for Manu. It happen that if we have to do haircut we use to observe people hairstyle or If we have to buy shoes we use to observer people legs. So from long time I was observing people hands and imagining each watch on Manu’s hand. Even in my dreams I was imagining that. Usually everyday Manu come to my dreams but I always observe his smile but now from last week i was also observing his hand. I was very much attached with the watch. But suddenly some one told me that we are not buying watch. Though she is my best friend but I feel that my entire focus of week is lost. I was hurt. But according to section 2343C of constitution dipti decision is final. So we went to lifestyle 1 floor leaded by dipti.
Then Dipti choose 1 Shirt and shown it to doel. Doel said “Ha acha hein..karid lo”(joke law ). Even I have chosen 2 shirts and showed to everyone. Doel said “Ha acha hein..karid lo”(joke law ). But we were not able to final call. Because no shirt was maching the dynamic personality of Manu. Doel has also choosen few shirts but it was rejected by jajoo saying that “This is Uncle type Shirt”. You are thinking that is is opposte law. But It is Doel-Abhishek law that no one will listen to Abhishek and Doel. There are like dogs they will bark for some time and will keep quite in some time. Anyways dipti has chosen two shirts everyone has agreed to buy that (Section 2343C). Then i raised a concern that might be the fitting will not match with Manu. As I can imagine Manu with that shirt.
Then anyone said we will ask Manu to try this shirt if it fits him we will gift them the shirt. But I know Manu if we will call him definitely he will not accept the shirts. I know that we have to follow section 24343C. But I can do Illegal things for Manu. But no one was listening to me(Abhishek- Doel law). So I decided to quit and went outside the lifestyle asking them “ok buy the shirt.”
So I was waiting outside the lifestyle. But I have started imagining Manu with that shirt. Though it was loose and unfit for Manu but he was looking smart in that shirt as usual. I also notice his old watch on his hand. I don’t know why that old watch was looking good now. Suddenly that imagination was broken by D3(Dinesh,Doel, Dipti) Wat the f*uck is it they have bought watch(opposite law). I should be happy that they have brought watch i don’t know why i had used that word. Anyways leave all the stuff
Till now everyone has reached R-city except M(2) Manu and Monica. Suddenly i noticed that we all are in same mall but not together. Me and KK were together. Doel and Dipti, Dinesh and Mehul, Sagar and Pradyna. I thought we have come to enjoy together. It always happens that we are in same mall but not together. I don’t know which law it is so I name it pair law. So pair law states that “We all are at same place but not together but divided in pairs at different locations.“ Generally pair law like situation happens when we have lot of couple in group. Or can be applied if we have lot of work so we can divide that work in different groups so it can be done very fast. But we have come for spending time together not for any work. I don’t know why it was happening. . But I am use to it, It happens most of the time in firm India group.
We were all set and waiting for Manu. And we are trying to call Manu but he was dis-connecting everyone’s call. Most of us were hungry as Manu was giving treat that day. Nothing has been eaten by us from morning, Generally when we have some party we skip over last two meals. Especially when we have treat at bhagat Tarachand. We all were excited, tired and hungry like a tiger waiting for his meal. We were thinking when Manu will come and we can grab the flesh. We were sitting outside bhagat tarachand we can see people drinking butter milk and eating butter roti with paneer butter masala. How can we resist ???
Actually KK has to go home early as no one was at my house and we were expecting someone at house. As Manu is not picking up the phone. I ask every one that we should start lunch and then Manu can join us. People think that I always support Manu. But this example show that NOT ALWAYS. . But no one agreed and scolded me very very badly(Opposite law). So KK ask me that he will leave . And I know that if KK will go home he will not take lunch. Whom should i support Firm people or Room people. This situation is like that I am standing on border of India and every one is firing on me with AK-47. And the strange thing is that my own army is firing on me. So I decided I will go to food court and ask KK to take lunch and then I will come back and join them.
So I left that place without telling everyone. Firm people thought I am angry and started calling me.
KK orderd Pizza from dominoes. As he was alone I was giving him company. He was eating Pizza in front of me and he asking me to eat but i can’t as Manu have not reached. I have not eaten anything from morning and someone is offering me PIZZA. It is situation like a beautiful naked women is standing in front of a virgin guy and he is saying thank you. I was not able to decide how to react and people from firm india were calling me and asking to come to baghat tarachand. I can’ say anything as i was seating infront of KK. Total 6 and half a call and 9 messages in last 5 min. Half call means missed call.
So finally I reached Bagat tarachand all were staring me with epoxy eye. And as soon as i come to there network area questions were fired from all directions. Thanks to monica she was replying with her one liner. Whenever Monica is in mood. If any question is asked to anyone the answer is given by her. I was blessed that she was there as i was not in the mood to answer. I was hungry and even Manu was not there so I was lost.
You were thinking were the Manu was and why he has not reached till now. Manu was there with someone special. Manu meets her every weekend. Sometime he went early to meet her. Because of her Manu was missing his own party. Whenever they have date Manu went to her place. And then they talk for sometime then Manu lay down in a big chair. Then she come close to Manu and then she hold him. Then they come so close that they can feel each other’s breathe. And then she touches Manu lips and mouth then.... Then Manu pay her and come back.
She is Manu’s dentist.....I thought I will be lucky if I have teeth like Manu ...
So Manu was late and he reached when lunch was finished. Manu can’t eat because no one can eat anything after doing that stuff. So finally dipti paid the bill. The think I like about dipt is she always pays the bill and thing I dislike about her is she takes the money back.
Then we went to Food court... These 30 min in food court has changed many people’s life. These 30 min are turning point of many people life. These 30 min will bring laugh on many faces and tears to someone eyes. I know you are curious what happened in these 30 min ?????
So keep reading....wait for my next blog......wait for next chapter in my diary...wait for Longest day in my life part-2
hey dear...i understand it was a tough day..but it doesn't means you will give up !!
ReplyDeleteI too had many regrets about that day...but to go further they need to be forgotten, but not without learning from them..
Relationships and Companies pass through tough time..before they finally make a mark...think its a tough exam you need to clear without preparing ;)
(hope you will remove - From 27th May I will not do that... )
Eagerly waiting for your next chapter ;)
Thank you very much Abhishek!for narrating such a great sweet adieu day of our STAR in a simple and clear way. I am able to visualize each and every scene which actually made me feel better now as, until now, I was feeling bad that I couldn't say good bye to my GURU on DDay who guided me through a new path in TCS(other than tech stuff!). Please continue with the next part as I don't want to be left with any regrets of my inability to greet him.
ReplyDeleteOnce again thank you Abhishek for such a wonderful post.
And I take this as an opportunity to say few words to my GURU(Manu Master)..
Hi Manu(Hero).. All The Best... Wish you a very bright and prosperous career ..
So Abhishek you stopped teasing.. does that include me as well?? Please don't say yes.. I cant imagine you like that.. :P