Monica Ka swamber

On a beautiful morning, cool breeze is flowing like a 10 ton AC. The jadoo power is on the way to start, I mean the Sun is on the way to inlight everyone. A girl is standing outside the VIP entrance and the first ray of sunlight falling on her pink color earring. Because of this sunlight ray, the earring is shining like a pearl. Though she was tired because of last night(Don’t use dirty mind!!) but there was a charm, charisma on her face as she was with someone special. Might be there was some other reason also….Think…She was going to someone’s special house.
Then they started walking together step by step holding each other hand. They are too close to each other staring at each other eyes, even they can feel each other breath. The place was little crowded but for them they were the only two persons present. They are talking to each other, in such a language that no one can understand, even the people of Insight China fail to decrypt it. I can’t express the moment for the couple, it was romantic, but if other person listen to the conversation he will think the girl is shouting and laughing like a donkey and the boy is just talking about money and business. Though no one can understand them but they can understand each other. We can only interpret that they are talking about fire drill and dogs.
They where so indulged with each other that they did not able to find when they have reached(They took 1 hr to complete the journey of 10 mins but still they thought they had reached early).
Her mind was uncertain as she has to choose from two. And guys I am telling you it is very difficult to choose between them. One can give her Solitaire and other can give her flat in hiranadani. One is taller and smarter other is like brother of all the girls always listing there crap. One can laugh like a bandar other can do money calculation in his mind. Who is going to win? we can’t predict.
Ohhhhhh! hold a sec…..sorry I forgot to tell you the game…..
She had to choice from eight……………….
12 hours earlier
19:00 hour: We all are excited and happy, we have planned to do something crazy. It was Thursday and we had planned to have night-out to see Ganesh Viserjan. So we started to leave from office one by one… I and sagar went on bike and rest all were coming on auto. Monica first time used the ATM and withdraw 500 bucks. She told that she should have money , if someone kidnaps her she can give him money and can rescue herself. From that point jadoo trying to kidnap her not because he want monica but he want 500 bucks. Rain had started as I and sagar were on the bike and we both get wet. But anyway we all reached in the shelter of SaiBaba. But this time its saibaba restaurant. There they all planned a major conspiracy dividing the two lovers…true soul mates…badewaya and MS. But this blog is not about these two stars, it is about mango people. So we will not discuss about them. Now the famous game “Monica ka swayamvar” started. There was a point system in the game, and the person with maximum points will be the winner. And billorani and I decided the points.
So from Eight, I was out before starting the game as I was allotting the points. Monica tried to bribe me by giving 500 bucks, she wanted the reaming 7 should be declare as winners. She said for every day from Monday to Sunday she should have different person. But jadoo and band tried to bribe me by 501 rs food coupen for selecting them to next round. Money matters. There can be only one winner and it will be decided as the episode progresses.
00:00 hour : Suddenly buddy received a phone call from Choco chips and she coughed on the phone. After that doel became restless. She started shouting “I want to go home…. I want to go home..”. She said she will give her water and come back. It was raining so heavily that badewaya scolded her and said “Shut UP!! You can’t go”
00:30 hour: MS had an important meeting with firangi people in the morning. So he left. Every one was upset specially billorani and me. For me entire focus of the trip had gone and it was very devastating. But MS wanted the trip to be continued. So we started again. As it was raining heavily, we all get wet.
01:10 hour: We were at Charni Road. There was no taxi available and it was raining heavily. So we decided to walk till Ankit’s house sorry decided to swim till his house. At Ankit house we had a tea and a very very tasty halva. And I am telling you it was the best thing that I had ever eaten in Mumbai. Jadoo, happy and I are best friends, we have never even fought for any girl but we were fighting for each bite of halva. Buddy decided to rest at ankit’s house, as she was there because of badewaya’s foolishness. Anyway it was still raining but we decided to leave without umbrella. And then the show begun..
02:00 hour: It was the heaviest rain which I had never experienced. And we crazy fools decided to continue the journey without umbrella. And I am telling you this was the best decision we had taken. The rain water was very cold. Sometimes we did not really think while doing these crazy things but when we think of these things after long time, we enjoy more than that moment. Intensity of rain was very high because of which I started shivering. Everyone come to me…siddu said “we can wait for few minutes and take rest and then we can continue.” ankit said “ you can go to my home and take rest” then happy was restless seeing me or might be because buddy was at ankit’s house. Even billo rani and dipin saying “you can come with us faale”. Everyone was here but suddenly we realized that “where the F*uck was jadoo and monica” There were in different world. They were not aware that they were not alone, Even they have forgot that it was raining. Even they were not listening to us. I heard that love makes us blind, but it makes person beef also. Jadoo got maximum points for this. After this, out of eight only two were left in the race….. Band and jadoo.
2:30 hour: Oh my god!…..Such a huge sculpture of Ganeshji was moving in front of us. It was beautiful and amazing. Ganeshji Eyes were amazing, in what ever direction we see it looked like as though he was watching us. So many sculptures were moving together. Chembur ka Raja, Goregaon ka raja , Dereaj ka raja and many more.
It was 3 in the night, it was raining, it was not a weekend but every one had full of energy dancing, singing and shouting. The atmosphere was fascinating, stunning, marvelous and incredible.
I had first time seen so much energy in people with this positive zeal. I was listening to people around me. Some were saying “Ganeshji was with them for 11 days, so they were feeling connected. During viserjan they felt that one of their family members is going from their life”. Some were saying it was Ganeshji’s birthday. Some were saying Ganeshji is god of wishes; he will fulfill all the wishes.
03:30 hour We all were divided billorani and dipin were together, Monica and jadoo were together and we four band, siddu, happy and me were together. Every one was enjoying with their partners. We called them (the two pairs) and asked to meet at CCD near Axis bank. But I don’t know whether intensely or not why they were waiting at a different CCD. And finally we four had to go to the other CCD. It was really fun to have that hot coffee at that time as we were all wet.
4:00 hour : We got a news that LalBagh ka raja is on the way to reach there. We were excited as from long time we were waiting for him. Suddenly someone got nature call, and this time it was not me or happy. This time it was______. There was confusion regarding this, I don’t know who got the nature call whether it was jadoo or monica. But we know that it was jadoo who started shouting let’s go to ankit house. Leave everything and move fast. He and monica were leading the group and moving faster than the Shatabdi Express. Someone suggested him you can do here only, no one would come to know as it was raining and we all were wet. So finally we reached band’s house and then ahhhhhhhhh it was a great relive for all.
4:30 hour : Buddy again joined the gang and we were in hurry to see the LalBagh ka Raja. Monica started running in rain and buddy was running behind her with umbrella and asking her to come under the umbrella. But it was impossible to control monica with her kiddies behavior and buddy for her over caring nature.
5:00 hour. Finally we were in shelter of LalBagh ka Raja. And we had decided if we detached we should meet at VIP entrance. There was outsize crowd watching and worshiping Ganesha. We again got scattered and we tried to give signals by umbrella, but we failed.
7:00 hour So billorani and dipin left as they were getting late. Monica and jadoo were at VIP gate and buddy and me were in search of others. We had asked jadoo to stay there but love comes before friendship. So they went away. Finally we all reached band’s house. And uncle had made fabulous tea for all of us.
I know that you all are very excited about the game result. There were only 2 finalists.
And the winner is…..after the break…
Ganeshji is the god of wishes. He fulfills the wishes of all people. And we have seen that he has fulfilled the wishes of band and jadoo. So winner for “Monica ka swamber” is all the eight participants, as Ganeshji fulfills everyone’s wishes……..
“morya morya morya re bappa morya morya morya re
morya morya morya re bappa morya morya morya re”