Movie-Monica Ka Swayamvar

Title : Monica Ka Swayamvar(Based On a True Story)
Starring : Jajoo,Monica
Others : Badewaya,Buddy,HappySingh,Band,Sugar
Guest Appearance : Manu
Special Thanks to : Dipin,Trupti(Debut)
Music : Band
Cameraman : Siddhu
Producer : CFO
story/screenplay/director : Ankit,Badewaya.

Disclaimer: All the characters in this story are non fictious and intended to tease and make fun of everyone but not to hurt. All the wordings in this are confined within our gang and using it on others not from our gang is strictly prohibited. Violators will be prosecuted. Stop PIRACY! Save PRIVACY!!

The movie was divided into four stages.

Stage1: At Office.
One evening as usual on our journey to panchkutir(all boys-->Jadoo,me,buddy and band) band started shouting(though he feels he is singing). Suddenly band ko bagwaan yaad aaye aur muzse pucha let us go to ganesh viserjan.
Due to my close attachment towards band(dont imagine!!!! dirty minds) i couldnt say no. Then we asked the remaining two boys and as they were among the three most bekar members of our group they readily accepted. Plan was set. Now how many will come?
at what time we will start? where will we have our dinner? what about tomorrow's office? These were the impediments before us. As usual I started giving muft ka gyaan regarding this and nobody listened. Then buddy told we will discuss it on the conference after wishing Sagar i.e hamara cameraman Siddu Happy BirthDay.
In the conference we wished sagar to have lot of sugar in his life and our discussion continued. They were many suggestions from many persons,some were shouting,screaming some were laughing,moaning some were simply listening. Atlast we concluded that we will go to Ganesh Viserjan but still time is not fixed. We planned to fix it tomorrow(i.e 3rd september)
Conference ended and next day morning arrived. We started discussing again(as we require a topic to discuss ofcourse without which we chat). we decided to confirm the timings from the three busiest and working memmbers(suppose to be) of our gang.Ankit told that he has some work and can't leave before 8:30 pm. Manu-- very difficult to contact him as he was always busy with the meetings. However buddy who take care of such things was able to get the timings from him.
Now, jadoo who always says he has lot of work but always the first person to come and last person to leave for coffee breaks said he has production release and will be free after 8:00pm. So by 8:45 everybody managed to get ready for the trip. We left the office.

stage2: Journey to charni road.
we reached the base of the office building.We planned to goto kanjurmarg station and from there to churni road. Sugar and Badewaya went on bike to badewaya's house dont know y? any idea?. Rest of us started walking sorry descending. We asked the autowala over ther for kanjurmarg(ankit shouting,buddy pleading,jadoo economical advise) but in vain. WE kept on walking till D-MART. There by grace of manu we got autos.
By looking at his charming face, ofcourse not bright(taken away by his fiancee who is former fiancee of badewaya) the autowala agreed to drop us at kanjurmarg. WE got three autos, Manu,buddy,jajoo in one auto. dipin,trupti and monica in another auto. me and band in other auto. On the way band was singing songs on monica. When auto in which monica was sitting took a wrong direction he started shouting at the auto wala forgetting that he is there in another auto and called to her immediately. Ok atlast we reached huma(where i got a new name MURUGAN). WE planned to have dinner over there but it was closed. But dont forget we got jajoo with us who know every nook and corner of mumbai.
He had taken us to a pretty decent restaurant(every thing was there except for the server to serve.) So this gap is enough for us to start chatting and I told what happened during ourjourney to kanjurmarg to badewaya. He who is quick enough to get a topic out of nothing suddenly started anouncing(as he usually do) "Monica ki Swayamvar". He added that this swayamvar is based on the points obtained by each contestent. Interesting baat hei ki female contestents are also there. Every Contestent started doing smart things in their own way to get points. Ankit sat opposite to Monica and trying to catch attention of her,Jajoo making himsel fool to get support from her, Sagar saying sweet(as he is sugar) things about Monica to get good impression. Meanwhile dinner came and everybody were busy with their own stuffing except for three who are very strong contenders for the swayamvar.
Lastly Veg Crispy was served for the dinner. Monica did not like it and as soon as she said so Jajoo who liked it very much and having a fight with me for the crispy suddenly left the plate to me and put an awkward face indicating it was not good. We are smart enough to understand his actions. Dinner was finished and we came out of the restaurant. Manu Master who was having a meeting tomorrow (4th September) with the Client not technical stuff but personal( as client also fell for the charm of our Stylish and Classic Master) left the place making us carry droplets of water not of rain but of our eyes. Now buddy started quarelling with badewaya that she will go home. But badewaya had a valid point for her to stay back. He said going home in that huge traffic(rain is additional bonus for traffic) or going to ankit's place is same thing. After all he is badewaya and buddy has to accept it. She has taken the correct decision by doing so.
We all reached kanjurmarg station. As usual cfo went to ticket counter to get tickets for all followed by badewaya. In the mean while sagar and ankit started taking their chances to impress monica.we got tickets boarded the train. In the train many were appearing tired and the couple already are taking a good nap. jajoo,buddy,monica and ankit are sitting. Sagar,badewaya and me are standing at the gate discussing about our past journeys and in between observing jadoo and band who are very determined in winning. we reached Dadar and took another train for Charni road. This time ankit joined us. Maybe he felt he couldnt beat jajoo or playing a trick which has to be found out. Atlast we reached Charni road.

stage3: Ankit's House
It was heavily raining and we have only two umbrella's. one with Dipin(used by the couple) another with buddy(used by monica and buddy) and rest of us decided to give all our belongings(vaulet,watch,mobile) to buddy and monica so that they dont get wet. Some gave to monica (ankit,jajoo.) Badewaya and me gave to buddy. dont ask y. This caused trouble. Monica who took more care of her hand bag than ankit's bag in which all vaulets and phones are there did not observe that bag got wet which was not water proof. Nobody observed it until we reached ankit's place. As soon as we came ot of station ankit took out his handkerchief tied to his forehead and started behaving like a local rowdy. me,badewaya and jajoo also joined him and started walking in middle of the road as though the road is ours. Meanwhile we have to take care of cute couple who were making us feel left out by being in another world not even knowing the fact that they were causing traffic jam. With not much difficulties we reached ankit's place which is a huge relief for many of us as they were waiting to attend nature calls right from the point where we boarded the train from kanjurmarg. I hope u can understand the situation.
Special Thanks to Ankit's Mother who at that odd time received us very well. She made delicious Halva, excellent tea in that odd hour. Namkeen also supplied. Jajoo,me,badewaya who after a long time having such a tasty halva started eating like dogs eating at dustbin and quarrelling among themselves. Buddy decided to take rest at ankit's place. As she already has taken decision no body could comment on it. Thanks to ankit's parents who sacrificed their place for buddy and slept in another room. Really once again my sincere thanks to them and i feel this(showing my gratitude to them through this post) is a great oppurtunity to me. Then we started from ankit's palce.

stage4: LalBagh ka Raja
We came out of the huge marvellous building(ankit's house). It was still raining but nothing can stop us, we are ready to face any consequences. Sagar,Ankit,Badewaya and me are walking together, couple(trupti and dipin) followed us(we assume so). Someone is missing.... who.. then we realized that jajoo and monica are missing. After 10 mins of rigourous searching we found them walking agal bagal, jajoo holding monica's dupatta though it is shedding colour. They were lost in their own world. we walked towards girgaon choupatty. On the way we have seen many idols of Ganesha.Some were small, some were big but all are beautiful,nicely decorated with flowers.
we reached the beach catching each others hand(bura math maano) just to not to get lost in the huge crowd who came there with real faith in God.We stood there for sometime watching viserjan, attended a small prayer also. Again we were standing in three groups neeless to say.We actually have one confusion whether monica is not leaving jajoo or jajoo is not leaving monica. Ok whatever it may be it was good to see them together ofcourse which was trouble some for some like sugar,ankit who realized that they had to attend nature's call. We four left(badewaye,ankit,sagar and me) to attend the call leaving behind one senior and one fresh couple.
After lot of troubles we were able to find a place to attend call and atlast a huge sigh of relief spring in our faces.As the climate is very cold abhishek is shivering. He is biting his teeth. He got fever as a bonus in that heavy rain. So we went to nearby CCD. WE decided to have coffee in CCD and so i called jajoo to come to CCD. Point to note is first time we listened to ankit and asked jajoo to come to CCD. We waited 20 mins--- 30 mins---- 40 mins but we couldnt find them. Then our great bandra hero told that there is another CCD in that area and may be they might reached there. Then i called jajoo and confirmed that they are in other CCD. So we decided to go to that CCD where jajoo and co. is there. On the way abhishek was very shivering but even then he leaded us very enthusiastically until unless he fell down in water pit. Then he got a jerk on his back which caused terrible pain. WE started laughing not for he falling but after that the way he was walking one hand(right hand) holding his stomach another hand at his back. He was walking in such a way that even a pregnant woman cannot walk so slowly,so carefully... i cant describe more than that. We finally reached CCD met our old pals and had coffee over there.
While we were taking coffee ankit started saying the greatness of LALBAGH ka Raja and how it will be decorated while it traverses through the streets. He showed everything in air(we were actually waiting to watch it in real). We came out of CCD ankit got a call from his friend who said that LalBagh ka Raja already crossed the streets. So our hopes vanished but we expected it as it was ankit whom we trusted.We were walking very slowly towards LalBagh ka Raja, then jajoo and monica were running, moving inside the huge crowd surrounding LalBagh ka Raja and not looking back. We called them, ankit shouted but no use. Then we cam to know from the couple that one of them has to attend a nature call but dont know who. Since monica is running ankit started running and we followed as he is our host. We reached ankit's place. Everybody took a bit rest and meanwhile buddy woke up and ready to come with us. Then we went to beach to wacth the great, famous LalBagh ka Raja who was amazing constantly lookint at each and everybody. Then ankit,me and sagar went close to the idol, remaining stood far behind. The only communication which we expected is ankit's umbrella which probably no human in the world will have(thats why he always forgets it at office but nobody takes it). We were watching for abhishek to open the umbrella so that we could recognize where they were there but because of huge crowd he was not able to open it. We watched the harithi given to LalBagh ka Raja and me,ankit and sagar started clapping expecting the crowd to join us but nobody joined. We stood still watching the idol and then returned Jajoo feeling he won the battle but but..... picture abhi baaki hein dost.
How we returned home, next day in office --- to be continued----sequel 2

Vote of thanks:
My sincere thanks to Ankit's Parents on behalf of our gang.
Thanks to Manu for spending his valuable time with us.
Thanks to Dipin and Trupti for coming.
Thanks to Badewaya,Buddy,Jajoo(the bekaar members of our gang ;) )
Thanks to Cameraman Siddhu though his camera did not work.
Thanks to Monica without whom trip would have been boring.
Last but not the least Ankit who gave this brilliant idea. What an idea Sir ji!!

Thanks to you for reading this lengthy,boring story. Please add any points which i did not mention in ur comments and share ur experience.